There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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