- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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