- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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