What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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