Help I'm being raped!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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