- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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