Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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