- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

the lemon was sweet.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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