- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Black People

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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