What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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