What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Anti Joke

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