what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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