How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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heat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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so the weather's nice...

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What would Muhammed do?

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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silver bullet?

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