- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

anus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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