- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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