you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Rylan Clark

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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The Labour Party.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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