- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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