- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Take part of what?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Today is March 22.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

you dint have to be a jew matt

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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