What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I am a mime

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops