- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Haha, I get it..

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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