Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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