What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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