What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Vaginal secretions

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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