A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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