What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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do you have a wife?

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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