- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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