- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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