what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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