- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Error 37.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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