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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A seal walks into a club.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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