- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did katy fall off her bike?

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Knock knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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