- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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