- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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