- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

rarw

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Obama

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Women's Rights

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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