- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Racial equality.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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