what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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