- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

were at work systems r down

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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