- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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