Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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