- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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