- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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