- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

knock knock Goodbye

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

You having friends.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

homosexual

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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