- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

justin littleton being sucessful

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

White NBA players.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.