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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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