- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Women's rights.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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