Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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