- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Sex education in Texas.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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