A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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poo

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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