- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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