It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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